Christmas Rules

 HE HE HO HO HO

Hello Friends,

Merry Christmas and happy eating; I meant reading . . . not eating. he he he

1. NO Dog cookies; they give me gas. TT and I want . . . . . . . . . maybe a ham or a  pie . . .

2. Forget Christmas collars. I don’t wear decorations, instead a large, soft bed for me and  TT my terrible, bloated, heavy Tummy.We are professional sleepers.

3.  All Dogs on Christmas Day should be allowed under the table. TT and I have decided that anything that rolls off the table is OUR unexpected, appreciated Christmas treat. However, yummies we sneak off the table won’t be returned.  

4. NO TV on Christmas day.Turn the thing off! Daily walks are good for pets and people, especially after a Christmas dinner gobbler.

5. NO Tricks! Don’t expect TT and me to perform for the visitors we’ll be TOO full of Christmas munchies. I won’t even be able to give my paw!

6. Count your Christmas BLESSINGS and your Christmas COOKIES!

7. Remember, what goes around comes around! Be a Christmas Helper, and it will come back AT YOU when you least expect it.

8. Invite a sad, tired, stray dog in for a Christmas treat. Check the street, there’s always a poor, homeless, fuzzy looking for a home, food, and a comfortable lap.

9. Important; laugh, hug, play, giggle and munch right through the Christmas Holidays.

                       Bye! See you in 2023!

Stubb and TT

 

 

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